The Confederacy of JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its hatred of cheese, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 292 million Jean Jacks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EVERY BURGER IS A KING. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOLian economy, worth 12.2 trillion Sly Fellows a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 41,737 Sly Fellows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, the government loves seeing the little people fight, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL's national animal is the Mercurial Baron von Smite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL is ranked 142,192^nd in the world and 335^th in A Taco Paradise for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 992.64 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.